I leave the house for a few hours and the cat acts like he hasn’t seen me in years. He kept trying to surreptitiously inch his way onto my chest. He’s not as sneaky as he thinks he is…

I leave the house for a few hours and the cat acts like he hasn’t seen me in years. He kept trying to surreptitiously inch his way onto my chest. He’s not as sneaky as he thinks he is…

Spoiled? Not at all. Why do you ask?

Spoiled? Not at all. Why do you ask?

My arm has been appropriated for kitty pillow purposes.

My arm has been appropriated for kitty pillow purposes.

“I am the lord, your kitty cat”…. aka Button the Demanding One.

“I am the lord, your kitty cat”…. aka Button the Demanding One.

He is literally as close to me as he can be. I tried moving him to a different part of the couch three times already. All I got for my efforts was the back leg thrown over my arm on his return. 

Cat: 1, Human: 0

He is literally as close to me as he can be. I tried moving him to a different part of the couch three times already. All I got for my efforts was the back leg thrown over my arm on his return.

Cat: 1, Human: 0

I wasn’t gone for more than 30 seconds before he took advantage of the new space.

I wasn’t gone for more than 30 seconds before he took advantage of the new space.

He’s lucky he’s cute. My arm is going numb.

He’s lucky he’s cute. My arm is going numb.

Spoiled little brat…

Spoiled little brat…

Like father, like son.

The cat has claimed the husband. That is his happy kitty place.

The cat has claimed the husband. That is his happy kitty place.

I think I should be jealous. I mean, it’s pretty obvious the cat and the husband are having a love affair.

I think I should be jealous. I mean, it’s pretty obvious the cat and the husband are having a love affair.

It’s really freaking hard to write while being distracted by the Ghost Twins. Little furry bastards are spoiled. At least Boo is content to guard my wine cooler. Button is just… all up on my laptop. I’ve already pushed him down to that position three times. That’s the “compromise” spot and I have to rub his ears every five minutes to *keep* him there.

Pictures captured at random moments and then edited like crazy.

Pictures captured at random moments and then edited like crazy.